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“When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I...”
– Jack Handey
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“If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one...”
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“I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can...”
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“Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and...”
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“Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus’s-flytrap. The flytrap can bite and...”
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